Gentleman do what ever it takes to empty our coffers lapdances, champagne dances, shower dances. Oh, the things you can buy for a hand full of bills. It makes me excited. It gives me the chills. They'll be filcher rubs, breeders, hambones and tweeners, zobos and debos and blorps that go eenahs. For a one dollar bill you can pull down their zippers. I am the Snorlax, I speak for the strippers!
These are NOT titties gentlemen (and I use the word loosely) These are TREMENDOUS tatas. Glorious beyond belief. Bazzongas. Increible playthings. No the word 'titty' is much too mild. I need to punish myself for such thoughts.
NICE titties!
ReplyDeleteGentleman do what ever it takes to empty our coffers lapdances, champagne dances, shower dances. Oh, the things you can buy for a hand full of bills. It makes me excited. It gives me the chills. They'll be filcher rubs, breeders, hambones and tweeners, zobos and debos and blorps that go eenahs. For a one dollar bill you can pull down their zippers. I am the Snorlax, I speak for the strippers!
ReplyDeleteDamn Brian. That is a good one.
ReplyDeleteThese are NOT titties gentlemen (and I use the word loosely) These are TREMENDOUS tatas. Glorious beyond belief. Bazzongas. Increible playthings. No the word 'titty' is much too mild.
ReplyDeleteI need to punish myself for such thoughts.
..when a bad chest-cold makes it swell, I've got the Vicks salve.
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